Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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