Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Randomize
