she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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