my mouth tastes like poor choices
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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