I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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