Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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