Midget sex pt 2 tonight
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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