dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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