I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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