Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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