told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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