Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
