So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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