Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
time to smoke my breakfast
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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