Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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