am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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