doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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