How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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