Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I forgot wine drunk hurts
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
