I feel great
I just peed on a car
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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