Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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