but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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