i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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