She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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