we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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