i would punch a child for taco bell
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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