so that wasnt chicken after all
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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