the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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