if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
