I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
A bitchslap is in order.
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