Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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