Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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