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Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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