Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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