Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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