I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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