At least make sure they are 18
Why
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I am spending my child support on dildos
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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