i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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