Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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