Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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