Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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