I don't usually arrange sex via text message
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
whose ass print is on the piano?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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