You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
How drunk are you?
Completed.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
