It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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