To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
being pregnant is like rehab
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Randomize
