I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
COCAINE IS GR8
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
