If i come over, it means nothing
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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