So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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