your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Randomize
