what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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