No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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